i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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