apparently the secret to your success is patron
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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