She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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