is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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