you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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