They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize