i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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