i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Randomize
