Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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