My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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