glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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