He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Floor bacon is actually really good
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
