So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
that may or may not have been my penis.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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