Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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