Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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