What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she told me i tasted like america
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Is Oprah even human
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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