real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I still have a little drunk in my system
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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