KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
