youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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