when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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