u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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