i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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