I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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