their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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