I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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