kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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