He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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