In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we made out on top of his cat.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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