Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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