He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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