wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
