How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
This is classic penis vs brain.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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