dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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