Your tits are I can't wait for
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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