Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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