How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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