I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Vodka?
Forever.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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