I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Randomize
