doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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