But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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