like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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