You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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