But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Randomize
