Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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