I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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