This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm jealous of your bromance
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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