with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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