omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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