My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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