Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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