Are we in a gay sports bar?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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