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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I can't believe he cheated

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Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how

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(703): View more from Virginia

is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"

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(816): View more from Missouri

Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.

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I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.

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(210): View more from Texas

Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.

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