Soap is not a condiment
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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