sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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