I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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