White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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