I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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