why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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