dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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