so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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